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brownie_bakefest
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pipedream with a chefs hat jauntily perched on her
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*me ties a 'kiss the cook' apron around herself and heats up the grill*
hear ye, hear ye, getcher red-hot brooownniieesss! ice-cold milk is free!
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030827
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Betty Crocker
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*walks into the kitchen after hearing noises in there*
What the hell?! It's you again! This is the third time you've done this! Why do you think that every time you have an urge to bake you have to come over here? This isn't a damn bakery shop you know! Shoo!
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minnesota_chris
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I'll take a leg of brownie with barbecue sauce please.
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030828
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pipedream
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comin' right up! medium, rare or well-done? *me throws a leg of brownie on the grill*
and betty, i know what you did to martha....*ominous waggle of spatula* but you can still have a brownie :D
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martha stewart
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*nods in agreement* Indeed,she has been awfully viscious to me since around the time I showed my audience how to make their own moist,delicious brownies without the aid of a silly store-bought mix! Fortunately though,since I'm basically waiting around to be put in the slammer,I had lots of free time to nag my staff to compose a song for me about my whole ordeal with Betty! :)*turns to MSL staff* Cue the music, please!
(to rap music)Yo yo yo! That Betty Crocker, she's a off her rocka, if ya know what I'm tryin' ta say! She grabbed my skillet,tried ta fry me in it,then muh body she did try to fillet!
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pipedream
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aha! but the brownie bell tolls for all...and tolls into tollhouse brownies converted from cookies; hence IT'S TIME FO' SOM' GRUB!
*brownie goodness rains from the sky*
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030831
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hershey
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*walks in from outside*
Yeah,I heard someone was looking for a... ::points to pipedream's apron:: It must be you! I've never met anyone wearing a sign pointing it out,but it sure makes my job easier. Thanks!
*kisses*
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030831
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Nestle
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Oh no! It's hailing brownies! Everybody run for cover!
Quick!
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pipedream
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mmm, its things like that that make this job worthwhile
*grins at hershey*
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030901
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what's it to you?
who
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