kung_moo paste! only with a deep commitment to the inner workings of one's own chi and years of suffering and cognizance can one fully achieve a high level of kung-moo dynamics. the first step is an orientation towards bovine-fu, or a comtemplation of the sacred instep of the order of the acquiescent cow. never undermine the simplicity of grazing in a pasture either. the repetition of cud chewing becomes the mantra. being milked, or the holy act of de-lactokarmization, is also essential to a sow in the search. taking on the brahma, gaucho or cowboy of the area is imperative to the bull as well; one must eliminate the influence of another's sense of recreation and domination--become the opposite, take the bull riding with a grain of salt. always be in direct light of the essence of bovine-fu and respect the disciplines of self-command and outer-will attained by beef CVI of the macintosh ranch of past centuries. finally, although bovine-fu is only a stepping stone towards attaining a true kung-moo dynamic, one must realize that it IS in fact a stepping stone, and not just a cow pie. 010721 ... baby satan i still have the sashes from my years of kung-moo training. wise simoo mike taught me well. 010722 ... paste! ahh, wise simoo mike, is he still the chancellor of cowbell-style? 010722 ... baby satan i believe so. last i heard, he was broadening his palette by studying vanderfookin's Abysmal Gerbil Floss Theory. 010722 ... paste! it's funny how vanderfookin is equidistant to everything, i mean, his lessons are universal. try applying his entire volume of Snappy Ergonomics to barbecuing, it works! read his lectures on the Bamboo Steamship from Taco-Epilepsy and realize how it affects architecture, including vaulted ceilings! yes. most assuredly. breathe in, out. now is time for super-moo-roundhouse-hoofplant....eeeyahmookah! 010722 what's it to you? who go blather from