horrorscope
Keemeers
Why
does
the
world
run
on
Fate
lines
and
astrological
symbols
?
Is
there
really
any
truth
to
these
things
?
Can
you
truly
find
a
better
match
with
someone
who's
Sun
Sign
is
compatible
with
your
own
?
Does
being
a
Scorpio
make
me
a
slut
?
Or
does
being
a
Leo
make
some
guy
a
jerk
?
How
can
you
tell
if
it's
just
a
bunch
of
words
a
bunch
of
numbers
or
if
there
really
is
something
there
?
011112
...
Norm
I's
so
scary
.
Ah
,
ah
,
hide
me
,
hide
me
.
A
biga
giant
monsta comea
get
me
. Aieee.
You
pusha
me
into
painful
place
.
011112
...
kerry
don't
you
mean
horoscope
?
maybe
you
don't
...
i
was
just
wondering
011224
...
cube
Having
dabbled
in
the
astrology
'thang'
for
a
time
,
i
am
constantly
surprised
by
the
number
of
'coincidences'
i
find
.
I
have
a
theory
about
this
(
as
i
do
almost
everything
else
)
but
,
it
is
so
far
-fetched
that
you
guys
would
be
dialing
Emergency
Services
long
before
i
finished
.
And
yes
,
Scorpio
women
are
highly
sexed
(
don't
ever
cross
one
,
however
)
and
Leos
are
painfully
arrogant
(
always
gorgeous
hair
though
-
check
next
time
)
...
011224
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from