dial_a_bottle
pete
I
feel
bad
for
the
man
.
He
had
a
24
of
Lakeport
Honey
Lager (
a
buck
a
beer
as
the
commerical
goes
)
and
something
in
an
LCBO
bag
.
Someone
was
playing
a
creul
trick
on
him
or
didn't
know
where
they
lived
.
Someone
knocked
on
my
door
. "
Just
a
minute
!"
Its
warm
,
I
need
to
put
something
more
on
to
be
presentable
to
the
possibility
of
one
of
the
building's
staff
wanting
to
talk
to
me
,
or
one
of
my
neighbours
for
that
matter
.
The
man
puts
down
his
24
and
bottle
of
liquer
as
I
open
the
door
. "That'll
be
55
.45
please
."
I
look
behind
me
at
the
booze
I
bought
yesterday
.
A
26er
of
white
rum
for
me
.
A
bottle
of
Rosé
for
my
girlfriend
.
A
six
pack
of
Muskoka
Cream
because
its
from
near
where
I
am
and
is
delicious
(
and
on
sale
at
the
Beerstore
this
week
!).
And
a
26er
of
nice
Scotch
for
two
of
my
good
friends
and
exroomates
who
turned
21
recently
(
with
the
joint
celebration
being
tonight
).
Why
would
I
dial
a
bottle
?
Why
would
anyone
dial
a
bottle
before
2pm
on
a
Saturday
?
It's
not
like
it's
Canada
day
or
anything
....
The
poor
guy
had
to
lug
his
booze
,
running
,
to
catch
a
closing
elevator
while
trying
to
get
ahold
of
a
dispatcher
to
figure
out
what
went
wrong
...
060819
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from