7_minutes_in_hell
splinken
I
think
this
would
make
an
excellent
party
game
.
What
do
you
suppose
the
rules
are
?
030607
...
pobodys nerfect
hmm
...maybe
this
?
Goal
:
To
inflict
as
much
pain
as
humanly
possible
in
7
minutes
,and
a
little
more
if
you
can
sneak
it
in
(hey,
it
is
supposed
to
be
hell
,after
all
!).
Rule
:
If
your
partner
is
asking
for
you
to
stop
and
begging
for
your
mercy
,
just
keep
on
going
.
You
don't
want
to
be
a
poor
sport
and
deprive
them
of
the
truly
*
genuine
* hellish
experience
that
they
deserve
,do
you
?
030607
...
splinken
and
it
has
to
be
in
a
closet
.
030607
...
pobodys nerfect
Of
course
!
As
long
it's
small
and
cramped
...and
maybe
it
could
have
a
pair
of
newly
sharpened
ice
skates
hanging
up
nearby
. *
devious
laugh
*
hehe
!
I
think
I
have
a
bit
of
Wednesday
Adams
lurking
in
me
... :
D
030607
...
splinken
it
would
be
cool
in
a
cramped
closet
or
a
roomy
closet
.
there
would
have
to
be
a
No
Broken
Noses
agreement
.
body
punches
and
biting
and
kicking
,
okay
.
030607
...
no reason
only
7
minutes
?
that
would
be
a
nice
change
.
030607
...
splinken
Hair
pulling?
No
hair
pulling?
I
guess
it'll
have
to
be
mostly
house
rules
.
030608
...
nomatter
I
never
played
that
game
.
now
i
feel
like
i
missed
part
of
my
teenhood
030916
...
smurfus rex
hair
pulling
can
be
allowed
,
but
only
if
you
start
with
the
short
'
n
curlies
first
...
...
and
use
big
fat
plumber's pliers...
030917
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from
