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852456 "Who the FUCK would want to steal my TOENAIL CLIPPERS? They were RIGHT HERE two minutes ago!"

I listened to her yelling, hoping I wasn't blushing.
She should have known better than to leave them out. They were shiny.
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girl_jane Perkins crayons... 020331
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Syrope little parts of me when i wasn't looking 020401
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walrus my motivation 031201
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malice a ring, seventeen paperclips, some vitamin c, a cigarette, three packets of katsup, a zippo, thirty nine toothpicks, a bag of pretty rocks, a doogs tooth, and one thousand, five hundred rubberbands... 040226
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sentinel jack i wonder who stole all those laptops. i wonder what the thief plans to do with them all....13 laptops in one room...what you do? i'd break the screens. i always wanted to know what liquid stuff was inside those. 041230
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Purple Penis Eater My neighbour cut off my penis when I stole his lawnmower.. see purple_penis_eater 050214
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devilbunny I stole my aunt's Gucci watch and blamed it on my cousin. 061110
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memememe a fancy word for a cape 061116
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