who_wants_to_be_stalked_by_thyartshallshant Thyartshallshant Hi, My name is Thyartshallshant. I am the Head of Masturbation at the BPA(blather_perverts_association). Being the pervert that i am, i have created this blathe for the perpose of giving you, the stalk-ee, the chance to be stalked by a real, live stalker... ME! So, in the area provided below, please fill out your name, age, sex, home address, mailing address, home phone number, work phone number, cell phone number, fax number, pager number, social security number, and your mother's maiden name. Now, from the list of the entered contestants, i will choose one lucky victim who i will stalk for a ENTIRE YEAR. And, if at the end of this year, you wish to continue to be stalked by me, i will introduce to you my introductory stalking package, which includes: -Me watching you from behind bushes. -Me sneeking into your house at night and smelling your hair. -Me watching your childern while there at school. -Me fondling myself infront of your family. -and MUCH MUCH MORE! for ONLY $500,000.00 in ransom money!!! If you refuse to re-subscribe to my stalking service, i will kidnap your pet monkey and rape it with a turkey baster untill you decide it was a bad idea not to renew my services!! So act now! Thank you, and good luck! Thyartshallshant 010107 ... morela is your name arceaon? 010107 ... Thyartshallshant No, sorry to dissapoint you. 010108 ... morela 'salright- you just remind me of someone- 010108 ... harper look at jolie 010515 what's it to you? who go blather from