surprise_party
squint is insane
so
the
one
time
someone
actually
plans
me
a
surprise
party
,
i
ruin
it
by
having
an
airplane
to
catch
RIGHT
before
its
about
to
start
.
So
the
coordinator,
who
is
my
best
friend
by
appearance
,
told
me
cus
she
was
disappointed
and
i
felt
like
crashing
because
,
here
are
like
50
people
that
want
to
show
up
at
a
party
for
me
and
surprise
me
and
make
me
feel
happy
and
give
me
going
away
gifts
...but
instead
i
have
to
catch
a
plane
...and
everyone
finds
out
only
the
night
before
and
all
this
planning
is
fucked
because
of
me
...
and
I
want
to
cry
because
it
was
so
considerate
of
everyone
,
but
they
wouldn't
mean
any
of
it
and
if
they
do
,
I'm
wrecking
everything
.
i
have
never
had
a
surprise
party
before
.
and
parties
in
my
name
are
only
for
birthday
and
its
never
a
big
deal
...
I
don't
know
.
i
feel
like
i
ruinned
everything
.
020520
...
phil
they
should
have
fun
without
you
.
020521
...
justgoingforashortvacation
is
that
legal
?
that
shouldnt
be
legal
.
020522
...
bethany
poor
poor
planning
best
friend
of
squint
i
have
never
had
a
suprise
birthday
party
when
i
turned
13
my
mom
forgot
my
birthday
and
brought
me
to
the
town
pasta
place
and
told
me
to
go
to
the
bathroom
,
like
i
was
supposed
to
be
surprised
when
there
was
a
waitress
with
a
candle
in
a
canolli?
020522
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who
go
blather
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