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Strideo Hello and thank you for taking this survey to help us serve you better! We will e-mail you a $5 dollar coupon in return for your valuable input.

Please make sure that you have viewed our selection in it's entirety before filling out this survey so that we may get the most accurate information possible.



1.) As you may well know we always try our best to keep an infinite variety of products in stock. How would you rate our selection?

A. Infinite.
B. Almost infinite.
C. Nearly infinite.
D. Mostly infinite.
E. Not quite infinite enough.

2.) We strive to keep out website up to date and work hard to make browsing our selection as easy and fast as possible. How long did it take you to view our entire product line?

A. Infinity.
B. Almost infinity.
C. Nearly infinity.
D. Most of infinity.
E. Not quite infinity.

3.) What is the most likely cause of interruption for you while viewing our product line?

A. Entropy.
B. Decay.
C. Radioactive decay.
D. Ablation.
E. My sun went out.
F. The death of the universe.

4.) Is there any amount by which you would like to see us expand or reduce our product line?

A. Make it twice as infinite.
B. Make it three times as infinite.
C. Make it infinitely more infinite.
D. Reduce it by an infinity or two.
E. Divide it by zero.

Thank you for taking our quick survey.

If you would like a copy of our paper catalog please send us $7.7777777777... (with 7 repeating) and we will mail it to you. Please make sure you have an infinite amount of space to keep in.

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