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j_blue
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i know it sounds strange, but sometimes i catch myself checking out dwarves sometimes i tell myself its about curiousity but then other times, i think i dig (some of) their forheads, and maybe their booties (the round bootilicious ones) no, really
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Probably the funniest image in classic mythology is the story of Sir Gawain's dwarf being kidnapped.(King Arthur's court dontcha know.) In the story the bad guy is described as "tucking" the dwarf under his arm.(like a football) and the dwarf himself has some pretty good lines for a prop.
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nocturnal
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I don't remember that part. are there more versions than I realise, or did you just make that up? of course, it's also entirely possible that I forgot that part among others.
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j_blue
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there is a distinct tendency to see dwarves a cute little people. how would you feel if everyone treated you like something cute and little? all the time? being of no great stature myself, i am equipped to say that it kinda sucks, especially when you are trying to be seen as sexual which might be considered in opposition to cute and little... just sayin'
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kingsuperspecial
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HONk HONK! OH WAIT, this is the honk if you're (your) hot for dwarves, isn't it.. I thought this was the HONK_IF_YOU_LIKE_EATING_WATERMELON blath .. 'cuse me...
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carne de metal
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HONK!!!!!!!!!
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god
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yeh. come on out for midget mondays homeless night is tomorrow
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flowerbed on a cloud
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Big Fat Honk!
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Evilair
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that is, female dwarfs (or dwarves, whichever you prefer) with beards ofcourse
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flowerbed on a cloud
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O_o No beards! Wow...Dwarves are the most pwettiest and bestest creatures walking on the earth...well...second best ^^
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051203
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what's it to you?
who
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blather
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