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Mushroomman someone said to me that citrus twist vodka was good with Corona...

I'll just stick to redbull and vodka for tonight... And don't tell me how bad it is for me, i know that already..
Look at me.... i have a hotmail account.... Wheeee isn't this fun..

Don't you hate it when you get your head stuck in the toilet, and then the phone rings and there is noone else to answer it.. and the answering machine turns on... and it's your mother in law, and she won't stop yapping into the phone.... so the message ends up being 15 minutes long.. and all you can do is try to unstick your head from the toilet... Then the doorbel rings and it's the pizza man.... but you still can't answer the door, and you yell and scream.... but you had the bathroom sound proofed, so the pizza man just leaves.. and you think to yourself, damnit there goes dinner..

And then your mind wanders back to what the fuck were you doing that would get your head stuck in the toilet...
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Gollum we hate when that happens, yes precious, that is horrible 010807
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baby satan why don't you just bite into my shoulder blade and get it over with? 010808
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me Bites into babysatan's shoulder blade... 010811
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unhinged what is this pepsi twist shit? 010812
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pat sajak it's a new dance, i think. 011028
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Leland omg i wrote that so long ago hehehe

Mushroomman
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"A New" Man Lemons to lemonade, perhaps. 090607
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