drag_queen Rhin 'Puff, the Masochistic Drag Queen' (A warped variation of a classic childrens tale: 'Puff, the Magic Dragon') Puff, the Maso. Drag Queen lived by the sea. He frolicked in the ocean mist, in a land called Mi-am-i. Tiny Ruby Paula loved that raunchy Puff. He bought him beads, and candle wax, and lots of bondage stuff. Together, they would cruise the strip, in a hot pink convert. Caddy. Ruby kept a lookout perched on Puff, obviously so he could see. Naughty kinks and perverts, would bow whene'er they came. Pretty men would lower their pants, when Puff roared out their name. A drag queen lives forever, but not so pretty boys. Painted faces, and nipple rings, make way for other toys. One blue night it happened, Ruby Paula came no more, and Puff that Maso. Drag Queen, he ceased his feminine roar. His head was bent in sorrow, red sequins fell like rain. Puff no longer went to play, in the drag bars down the lane. Without his life-long lover, Puff could not make a wage. So, Puff that Maso. Drag Queen, sadly slipped behind the stage. 001231 ... Barrett *Presydent Barrett rises and begins the roaring applause* 001231 ... Secretary of pornography encore! 001231 ... Rhin *Rhin curtsies* "Why thank you!" 010101 ... Moe why are they always prettier than me? 010320 ... phil tear drops, quivers "beautiful" 020530 ... celestias shadow oh, lookit all the pretty_boys! *sigh* 031124 what's it to you? who go blather from