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paste! first off, i'm not a doctor. my medical knowledge is iffy at best. but sometimes i get this urge, it's pretty common i think, this urge to do what people call "eat". now granted, some people think they have all the answers like claiming that this condition is called "hunger" and so on, but they are just flat out wrong and hasty in their diagnosis. i object to their my-science-is-too-good-for-your-gut-feeling approach and "look at me, look at me, you're hungry, haha, you should eat, i'm right, look at me" attitudes. i am developing elephants, no doubt about it. they are in my stomach and they are upset for reasons i can't understand and that just makes me sad. 010625
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Casey When they are going through life, always remember to check for hernias. 010625
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paste! i love checking for hernias. i do it every day. it's quite pleasurable. at least that's what i call it--"checking for hernias." gotta be safe, it's a matter of health. usually this is followed by a full hour of hands-on penis inspection. then, my routine is completed by meditating on the words "fastest stracho le marmoset" while immersed in a vat of graphite_salsa. and fuck anyone who say it's new age. 010626
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god why_do_you_elephant 020602
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