the_impossibles burden Yesterday, I attended the Vans Warped Tour presented by Target corrupted by Yoo-Hoo molested by Pepsi in Bristow, Virginia, at the Nissan Pavilion. Late in the day, I was loitering in the area with all of the different bands' tents. I happened to look into the tent housing The Impossibles, whose set I did not see and who I know next to nothing about. Anyway, I noticed a guy underneath the canopy who looked SCARILY like Rivers Cuomo of Weezer (the best band the best band the best band ever nanny nanny boo boo). I mean, this freaked me out beyond belief. Ask yoink. I was acting like a freaking shock victim. I didn't know what to think. I told the guy how much he looked like Rivers, and I think he then said, "Oh, shit." There seemed to be some funky mutual accordance going on. Now, I knew even less what to think. What was going on? What? Wut? He kept looking at me; I kept looking at him. We eyed each other in some disturbing, sinister manner. Essentially, though, I'm asking for help: does any member of The Impossibles bear a striking resemblance to Rivers Cuomo, or was I tickled by fate? In case this sounds like a lazy man's lament, I've done quite a bit of searching for Impossibles pictures, and I haven't found anything decent. Please help me, before I eat my own arm and put wood chips in yoink's pancreas. 010731 ... captain anarchy i wear vans i shop at target i'm still too punk for the warped tour 010731 what's it to you? who go blather from