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paste! someone seems to have dog-eared this recipe. who could it have been? keep your voice very very low i feel we are being watched. quiet, what was that? shhh, the ghost of an oat approaches. he looks like shit, hungover, maybe sick. hello? hello oat_ghost. what brings you to our humble estate? do you want my soul? some maple and brown sugar? what was that? a stamp? well sir, all i have is a stamped envelope. here you are, hope it helps. 071227
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Strideo speaking of oatmeal, I got some all over my car this morning. as I walked around to unpack some things for my day at work I noticed some foreign substance that was splattered on the side and it was all over the front right wheel well too. I took a napkin and wiped some of it off and I could smell the scent of sweet cinnamon.

eww, it was somebodies oatmeal that must have been tossed in the road. then I thought about how when oatmeal drys it becomes a starch and gluten cement and so I spent most of my pre-work free time cleaning the stuff from my car. I would rather have sat in my little office enjoying my coffee and breakfast during that time too.

so remember! don't toss your oatmeal in the road! it may cause a problem for someone else.
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