oatmeal_shadows
paste!
someone
seems
to
have
dog
-eared
this
recipe
.
who
could
it
have
been
?
keep
your
voice
very
very
low
i
feel
we
are
being
watched
.
quiet
,
what
was
that
?
shhh
,
the
ghost
of
an
oat
approaches.
he
looks
like
shit
,
hungover
,
maybe
sick
.
hello
?
hello
oat_ghost.
what
brings
you
to
our
humble
estate
?
do
you
want
my
soul
?
some
maple
and
brown
sugar
?
what
was
that
?
a
stamp
?
well
sir
,
all
i
have
is
a
stamped
envelope
.
here
you
are
,
hope
it
helps
.
071227
...
Strideo
speaking
of
oatmeal
,
I
got
some
all
over
my
car
this
morning
.
as
I
walked
around
to
unpack
some
things
for
my
day
at
work
I
noticed
some
foreign
substance
that
was
splattered
on
the
side
and
it
was
all
over
the
front
right
wheel
well
too
.
I
took
a
napkin
and
wiped
some
of
it
off
and
I
could
smell
the
scent
of
sweet
cinnamon
.
eww,
it
was
somebodies
oatmeal
that
must
have
been
tossed
in
the
road
.
then
I
thought
about
how
when
oatmeal
drys
it
becomes
a
starch
and
gluten cement
and
so
I
spent
most
of
my
pre-work
free
time
cleaning
the
stuff
from
my
car
.
I
would
rather
have
sat
in
my
little
office
enjoying
my
coffee
and
breakfast
during
that
time
too
.
so
remember
!
don't
toss
your
oatmeal
in
the
road
!
it
may
cause
a
problem
for
someone
else
.
...
071227
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from