lepreturt
Megan
A
very
rare
mix
of
leprechaun
and
turtle
.
They
generally
cannot
spell
their
own
name
.
They
are
slightly
ditzy
and
obsessed
with
Jane
Austen
novels.
Their
brothers
usually
have
big
Mexican
friends
who
take
money
and
buy
alcohol
with
it
but
drink
it
themselves
instead
of
giving
it
to
the
one
who
paid
them
.
Then
they
move
away
to
California
,
never
to
be
seen
again
.
The
lepreturt
feels
most
comfortable
in
a
Godfather's (
c
)
Restaurant
.
With
coworkers
such
as
the
Misty
,
the
Rick
,
the
Nick
,
and
the
managers
from
IOWAY,
she
feels
truly
at
home
.
Sure
,
they're
all
on
drugs
,
but
what
lepreturt
doesn't
love
that
?
She
also
loves
deftones
.
And
Incubus
.
And
REM
.
And
Finger
Eleven
.
And
Korn
.
And
Taproot.
And
old
Creed
.
And
old
Limp
Bizkit.
And
me
.
And
Yessi
.
Poor
little
lepreturt.
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...
Megan
correction
:
Missy
,
not
misty
.
Missy
has
5
kids
....
she's
26
....
of
course
,she
probably
has
50
and
I
got
that
wrong
too
and
now
I'm
a
peter
and
everything's
ruined
!!!!!
010104
...
angie
mr.
glass
sometimes
calls
her
CD
i
call
her
cd
she
is
my
cousin
we
have
fun
we
play
minesweeper
and
talk
funny
and
are
funny
say
POOODLEE
hehe
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what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from