i_can't_help_it_my_tongue_is_stapled_to_my_cheek
oldephebe
hence
all
the
heretical
and
hilarity
030925
...
oldephebe
so
much
for
my
attempts
to
approximate
the
forensically
funny
and
fastidiously pithy..well
not
pithy
but
i
can't
seem
to
find
an
appropriately
irreverent
alliterative modifier..but
still
..the
sardonic
and
sarcastic
may
be
rude
..but
at
least
they
approximate
a
verisimilitude
of
emotion
..so
hence
the
hilarity
..
...
031001
...
pipedream
which
is
why
i
kind
of
mumble
-jumble
my
words
because
they
can't
keep
up
with
my
thoughts
...and
say
things
like
'okess'
because
my
brain
fused 'okay'
and
'yes'
together
because
it
wanted
to
say
both
...i
can't
help
it
,
every
time
i
want
to
be
scintillating
and
witty
the
only
thing
that
comes
out
so
often
is
'duh'
031002
...
oldephebe
now
ya
know
that
ain't
true
pd
..
031110
...
Deathtoriverflows
"
for
the
last
time
johnson,
take
the
memo
out
of
your
mouth
before
you
staple
it
the
form182a. workmans compensation
just
loves
our
company
because
of
you
."
031110
...
misstree
luckily,
i've
got
a
few
spare
tongues
laying
around
in
case
of
emergency
.
031110
...
oldephebe
heh
heh
..I'm
sure
you
do
mtree...
nice
one
doar
..hope
you're
feeling
a
little
less
ocean
bottom
floo
black
these
days
..i
said
a
quiet
prayer
for
you
man
..peace..
031214
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from
