elevatorconversation
mikejohnson
I
am
fascinated
by
elevator
conversation
.
often
we
can
share
things
in
an
elevator
with
people
we
barely
know
or
total
strangers
that
we
are
reluctant
to
tell
anyone
else
.
i
once
told
a
guy
that
i
knew
but
had
never
spoken
to
that
i
had
just
met
a
man
who
said
to
me
"
jews
shot
me
four
times
,
but
i
guess
i
killed
some
of
them
too
."
being
a
fan
of
israel
,
i
didn't
know
what
to
make
of
my
lebanese
taxi
driver's annecdote.
a
girl
just
told
me
a
midget
checked
her
out
and
winked
at
her
.
thanks
for
sharing
.
needs
more
elevator
topics.
050221
...
mikejohnson
"
that's
when
the
bear
attacked
the
orphans."
"
Holy
shit
really
?"
"
Ya
but
i
saved
em
,
left
me
with
this
(shows
a
scar
on
his
shin)
but
i
fought
em
off
"
"
The
bear
or
the
orphans?"
"
I
love
your
hair
.
I
always
say
that
when
i
see
you
.
its
the
best
."
"
Well
thank
you
."
Silence
.
observed
that
in
8
floors
of
descent
.
050224
...
stork daddy
a
tall
attractive
woman
invited
me
to
smoke
pot
with
her
on
an
elevator
once
.
050224
...
mikejohnson
i
invited
a
tall
attractive
girl
to
do
something
similar
the
other
day
-
on
the
elevator
.
should
be
an
elevator
man
.
050224
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from