blather_sheep
Dafremen interim sheepdog Here we find the plump and fluffy herd of blather_sheep that will go to the lucky people that are able to impress_dafremen .

Oooohh I'm just giddy with anticipation..aren't you?!

(rubbing hands and shuffling feet)
Ohh Goody Goody!
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sheep number one Baaaaa! 010717
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sheep number two Baaaaa! 010717
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sheep number three BAAAAAAAA!
BaaaaAAAAAA!
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sheep number four Beeeeh? 010717
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sheep number five BaAAAaAAAaaaAAaAAA.
BaaA.
BaaaaAAA.
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baby satan barcelona? 010717
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sheep number six six six BwuhahahahaaaaaaaAAA! 010717
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Dafremen NOT SO FAST whoremaster...don't you know sarcasm when you read it? "F*ck you" doesn't even annoy me anymore, let alone impress me. Put THE SHEEP back! 010717
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whoremaster umm okay. if you like keeping anally violated sheep around, that's your bizniss. take the damn thing. much too tight for my liking anyway. 010717
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Dafremen You're a very gracious loser. I'm impressed...TAKE A SHEEP! 010717
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psychotic sheep ::: charges at dafremen, smacking into his left leg and sending splinters of bone careening into a sea of blood and harmonious singing :::

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

::: charges again, this time sending dafremen flying backward into a huge, insurmountable pile of sheep shit :::
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Dafremen Ahhh sheep...such charming creatures.

(Pulls large sheep turd out of front pocket)
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Dafremen Ahhh...number 4 Aimee...good choice!

Careful though she steers a bit to the left.
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Aimee Thanks Daffy.... I'll train her... but any name suggestions? 010718
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Dafremen Flo0ma? 010718
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