florescent light The Water Is Wide
Kalar Bonoff

The water is wide, I can't cross o'er
Neither do I have wings to fly
Build me a boat that can carry two
And both shall row... my love and I.

A ship there is and she sails the sea
She's loaded deep as deep can be
But not so deep as the love I'm in
And I know not how I sink or swim.

I put my hand into a bush
The sweetest flower there to find
I pricked my finger to the bone
And left the sweetest flower alone.

I leaned my back up against an oak
Thinking he was a trusty tree
But first he bended, and then he broke
And thus did my false love to me.

Oh, love is handsome and love is fine
It's like a gem when first it's new
But love grows old and waxes cold
And fades away like the morning dew.
thieums The water's wide
I drank too much beer
I piss on a straight line
On Santa Claus' deer

The water's wide
I can't help myself
I gotta pee
Oh look, shiny elf!
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