what_would_jesus_do
squint
for
a
klondike
bar
?
020723
...
paste!
probably
cure
syphillis
for
a
midget barback.
020723
...
Teenage Jesus
Well
,
speaking
personally
,
I'd
annex
the
Sudatenland.
020723
...
minnesota_chris
he'd
probably
be
pissing
off
people
at
the
mall
.
Yes
,
the
socks
are
over
here
...
say
,
did
you
know
that
there
are
socks
that
would
give
you
comfort
forever
?
Never
wear
out
,
and
once
you
put
them
on
you
would
never
need
to
take
them
off
?
030925
...
Bob
boil
Osama
Bin Laden
in
bacon
grease
031229
...
minnesota_chris
that
thar
is
good
eatin
031230
...
minnesota_chris
I
told
my
friend
recently
"
He'd
order
the
red
curry
.
Hot
hot
hot
."
040627
...
sab
i
think
the
question
is
more
what_would_jello_do
at
least
,
i
always
thought
it
so
040627
...
nonlucid
i
used
to
have
a
bracelet
or
three
that
said
that
...
not
anymore
though
.
i'd
rather
sleep
in
Sunday
morning
040627
...
nonlucid
wash
your
feet
040719
...
depressed man
laugh
at
me
040719
...
the cheer-up kid
Okay
,
so
I
heard
a
lot
of
christians
saying
that
in
dark
times
of
indecision
you
should
think
"
what
would
jesus
do
?"
And
do
that
.
Well
,
I
tried
it
and
I
found
out
I
really
suck
at
resurrection
and
I
bet
that's
the
last
funeral
my
uncle
invited
me
to
.
Plus
I
nearly
drowned
.
050916
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from