oh_sweet_lauren_jane stork daddy i'd kill for you....ummm actually i already have. so just say you wanted it and these sleepless guilty nights can cease. 050223 ... jane you can't just hit a squirrel with your car and then say you did it for me. that doesn't take the pain away from the squirrel's families 050223 ... stork daddy that squirrel wanted to love you lauren. i could see it in its eyes and i was enraged. also i was changing radio stations. 050223 ... jane you left me with nothing 050223 ... stork daddy that's what a team does lauren. 050223 ... jane i'm getting a new partner. you're like that kid who i had to share the crayons with who just took all the good ones and i was left with burnt sienna 050223 ... stork daddy but burnt siena is a beautiful color. besides...i had to color in the sky blue and i like that really thick color when you really dig it into the paper. 050223 ... jane you're lagging, lagger 050223 ... stork daddy oh god...your unfunniness is spreading to me like the plague. i think it's contagious...run all ye who read this...before it's too late and you never laugh again. 050223 ... jane and.......... scene. 050223 ... p2 *applause* 050223 ... ever dumbening the best 48 hour girlfriend i ever had 050223 ... phil really, 48 hours, must have something or other dumbass. 050312 ... ever dumbening huh? or maybe that wasn't directed at me. 050313 what's it to you? who go blather from