oh_sweet_lauren_jane
stork daddy
i'd
kill
for
you
....ummm
actually
i
already
have
.
so
just
say
you
wanted
it
and
these
sleepless
guilty
nights
can
cease
.
050223
...
jane
you
can't
just
hit
a
squirrel
with
your
car
and
then
say
you
did
it
for
me
.
that
doesn't
take
the
pain
away
from
the
squirrel's families
050223
...
stork daddy
that
squirrel
wanted
to
love
you
lauren
.
i
could
see
it
in
its
eyes
and
i
was
enraged.
also
i
was
changing
radio
stations.
050223
...
jane
you
left
me
with
nothing
050223
...
stork daddy
that's
what
a
team
does
lauren
.
050223
...
jane
i'm
getting
a
new
partner
.
you're
like
that
kid
who
i
had
to
share
the
crayons
with
who
just
took
all
the
good
ones
and
i
was
left
with
burnt
sienna
050223
...
stork daddy
but
burnt
siena
is
a
beautiful
color
.
besides
...i
had
to
color
in
the
sky
blue
and
i
like
that
really
thick
color
when
you
really
dig
it
into
the
paper
.
050223
...
jane
you're
lagging, lagger
050223
...
stork daddy
oh
god
...your unfunniness
is
spreading
to
me
like
the
plague
.
i
think
it's
contagious
...run
all
ye
who
read
this
...before
it's
too
late
and
you
never
laugh
again
.
050223
...
jane
and
..........
scene
.
050223
...
p2
*
applause
*
050223
...
ever dumbening
the
best
48
hour
girlfriend
i
ever
had
050223
...
phil
really
,
48
hours
,
must
have
something
or
other
dumbass
.
050312
...
ever dumbening
huh
?
or
maybe
that
wasn't
directed
at
me
.
050313
...
.
.
241019
...
Phil
It
seems
very
stupid
.
Maybe
it
was
a
misfire.
241020
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from