marco_pollo
tennis star of the 70s
Now
,
for
comparison's
sake
you've
got
your
chicken
of
the
sea
and
you've
got
your
old
time
religion
.
But
right
now
,
i
ain't
really
here
to
say
nothin'
'
bout
neither
.
I'm
just
going
to
percolate violently
down
these
rocks
and
see
if
i
can
dance
the
mazurka
into
that
coffee
cup
down
on
the
shoals
over
there
(
you
know
the
one
,
that
three
handed
mug
with
the
Team
Hampi
logo
on
it
-
who
knew
?)
They
asked
me
up
in
the
grand
Hotel_d'_Parsnip
if
i
did
windows
and
i
laughed
and
answered
with
an
emphatic "Boort!"
which
drew
a
lot
of
knowing
chuckles
and
a
couple
of
chainsaws hucked
my
way
-
the
grand
conspiracy
was
that
they
expected
all
of
this
and
had
their
retort
ready
and
chilling
in
the
permafrost_goat_cozy
for
me
to
come
along
.
well
who
expected
i
would
be
the
monkey_on_the_hotplate
when
these
ham_salad_prophecies
started
rolling
?
i
tell
you
,
it's
just
grat
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...
pontifier
I
agree
.
If
it
sparkles
,
I
may
look
at
it
many
many
times
.
I'm
like
that
.
If
I
look
at
it
too
many
times
, (
I
haven't
put
a
number
on
too
many
yet
)
a
look
of
annoyance
,
and
an
audible
'ugh'
might
be
heard
.
Then
it
no
longer
sparkles
,
because
sparkle
is
too
nice
of
a
word
for
somethings
so
damn
annoying
.
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what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from
