sim
|
May 29, 2001: 9:30 am, train to S. Margherita ...Ok, I have to make a brief mention of the disturbing trend in butts we've observed in Firenze. Women with big, flabby butts – or even moderately-sized cans – are wearing pants that are WAY too tight, and building from an inadequte foundation of undergarments. I have seen more disturbing VPL wedgies than ever before. These pants are impossibly tight. We're talking ripply cellulite display in broad daylight tight. We're talking 45 pounds of butt in 30-pound-butt-capacity pants tight. Kev and I don't even have to remark on it anymore; like a warped military code, we'll just say "Ugh, checked pants," or "Oh lord, not good..." and the other will instantly know there's a serious butt violation in sight. It's funny, we wish we had a digital camera with which to document it all – it would make a hell of a website...
|
010606
|