wedgies
sab
so
your
underpants
are
ridin'
up
your
crack
something
cronic
and
no
matter
how
many
times
you
dive
your
hand
down
there
they
just
keep
joyously
leaping
upward
,
onwards
,
ever
disapearin'
up
the
grand
canyon
then
underpants
are
shy
they
like
to
hide
away
and
i'm
thinking
that
there
must
be
more
names
for
this
phenonoma
than
wedgies.
please
,
call
forth
your
wedgie
words
for
i
am
ever
curious
040414
...
teeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
g
string
040414
...
.
my
mother
used
to
call
them
"
crotch
crickets
"
Can
we
say
ew
?
040414
...
misstree
best
reason
to
wear
thongs
(butt_floss
rather
than
a
party
between
your
buttcheeks).
crack_crawlers.
040415
...
pipers
well
,
i've
got
two
words
but
they're
in
the
vernacular.
one
is
translated
as
'eatin' cloth' (
i
.e
your
butt's chewin
up
your
pants
)
and
one's
just
gibberish
:
D
both're
funny
,
though
,
but
they
describe
the
phenomenon
when
your
shirt
is
stuck
in
your
butt
-crack,
a
common
phenomenon
in
my
part
of
the
world
where
the
tunics
are
long
and
people
don't
wear
underoos.
i
suppose
it
can
apply
to
a
wedgie
too
.
040415
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from