sofa typhoid sofa king what? "...our couches are just the thing after a long day's work! for rest or foreplay!" 000412 ... god ! time folded! 010616 ... god YEAH! Ich bin der Himmel Ich bin das Wasser (I am the sky and the water) Ich bin der Dreck unter deinen Walzen Ich bin dein geheimer Schmutz Und verlorenes Metallgeld Metallgeld Unter deiner Ritze Ich bin deine Ritze und Schlitze Ich bin Wolke Ich bin bestickt Ich bin der Autor aller Felgen Und Damast Paspeln Ich bin der Chrome Dinette Ich bin der Chrome Dinette Ich bin Eier aller Arten Ich bin alle Tage und Naechte Ich bin alle Tage und Naechte Ich bin hier Und du bist mein Sofa Aiie-ah Ich bin hier Und du bist mein Sofa Aiie-ah Ich bin hier Und du bist mein Sofa Eddie, are you kidding me? Eddie, are you kidding me? Eddie, are you kidding me? 010616 ... rubydee thanks, god, i'd forgotten the allure of a certain mr.z and the sofa song. i'm a sofa, you're a sofa, he's a sofa, she's a sofa, wouldn't you like to be a sofa too? me, i'm blue courdoroy 010617 ... Sol i was quite impressed when Martin managed to break the arm off my sofa (snapping it in half in the process) by diving onto it, we treid to nail it back together but were stoned/drunk so i think my parent found out 010617 ... stealth vator sofa_king 011203 ... her royal highness the quirk just being there when you came home was one of the best feelings i've ever experienced. and then the thing you said about how if you could come home to me every night you'd be one happy man... i want everything 040610 ... anythingbutcryptic reading 'beginning postmodernism' i decided i wanted a hans hollein 'marilyn' sofa in wood and fabric. its the sexiest sofa you ever see. i want to masturbate on it. 080129 what's it to you? who go blather from