testify
lokkust
a
death
-defying
leap
into
the
judiciary
stranglehold
on
fate
.
000908
...
guitar_freak
the
best
music
video
ever
created
(
Rage
Against
the
Machine
)
001117
...
silentbob
Yes
.
Too
True
.
my
sister
bought
me
the
RATM
single
for
my
birthday
.
fun
stuff
. kmart purchase
001117
...
guitar_freak
kmart
rocks
001118
...
Strideo
except
for
martha_stewart,
she
is
evil
.
030113
...
Doar
break
dance
050815
...
z
suicidal
tendencies
060630
...
phil
Edict:
Everyone
BUY
MARSHMALLOWS
!
Preacher
:
Replace
by
God
.
People
:
What
is
God
?
Satan
:
God
doesn't
need
you
.
People
:
Does
God
care
?
God
:
Is
God
a
person
?
Preacher
:
Does
God
change
?
Jesus
:
When
you
stop
thinking
of
God
you
have
a
hard
time
.
LSD
:
Is
he
?
Buddha
:
Can
anyone
have
emptiness
?
Ozzy
:
Does
this
make
one
a
good
singer
?
Roman
:
Hey
you
there
,
celebrating
,
wtf
?
Jesus
:
God
.
Roman
:
Grrr
.
Jesus
:
Ugh
...
Roman
: (
celebrating
)
Jesus
:
ahhhh
!
Roman
:
Run
away
!
Run
away
!
Jesus
: rofl
People
:
Bomb
Israel
!
Jesus
:
Wtf
?
God
:
Launch
God
of
War
! (
G
.W.)
Roman
: Thrusters...
burning
...ugh.
People
: (
revolting
)
boo
.
Jesus
:
Cloud
9
to
mission
control
.
Do
you
copy
?
Satan
: Bwaaahaahaaha!
People
: (
burning
and
screaming
)
run
away
!
run
away
!
Jesus
: hxor!
World
: (
the
end
)
God
:
You
have
been
hacked
!0!
Jesus
:
Roman
,
kill
those
zhombies!
Roman
: (
doom
4
)
Satan
/God:
My
minions!
Ozzy
: (
rising
from
dead
transforming
into
Cyborg
Demi-God)
G
.W.:
We
hacked
ex
. yo' momma
Satan
/God: (
scene
change
:
oblivion
)
"
Water
World
2
":
Mario
Bros.
Style
All
:
Yay
.
Buddha
and
LSD
: (
waving
like
in
Star
Wars)
...
roll
cred
.s
(
amazing
music
)
THE
END
061212
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from