anecdote Jus I can’t remember anything I’ve ever done, but I need an anecdote for class. I’ve only lived in two modes: hot mess and snooze fest. I can’t write about the former because it’s explicit and the latter is…snoozy. I would love to write about animals but I’ve recently been demoted from vegan to vegetarian, so I don’t even have that going for me. I try to do things but I’m bad at everything, which sounds self-deprecating but it’s simply fact. I honestly would be my happiest as a vapid rich person who does nothing but relax and shop and travel. I’m not a doer, I’m an enjoyer. I’m also a parent, it’s hard, but I love my kid…so much so that I’ve developed severe anxiety that something bad will happen to this little nugget who genuinely tries his best to hurt himself as often as possible. I think about food constantly. I miss smoking and drinking, for the numbing qualities. God, now I feel everything, it’s awful. Did you know that humans created beer over 12,000 years ago? It’s as if we developed consciousness and instantly decided “nope”. 250821 what's it to you? who go blather from