king_monkey
dafremen
Dear
Aggressive
"
Alpha
"
types
,
Congratulations
!
You
are
indeed
the
pinnacle
of
monkey
evolution
;
far
and
away
leading
the
rest
of
us
on
that
branch
of
the
taxonomy
tree
.
Don't
know
if
you
noticed
,
since
you
were
so
far
ahead
of
the
rest
of
"
the
pack
"
and
really
concentrated
on
winning
the
race
,
but
some
of
us
took
a
right
at
"
Human
."
I
don't
know
,
we
just
wanted
to
try
something
different
,
since
things
have
been
scrabbling
for
domination
over
one
another
for
what
..BILLIONS
of
years
?
Hundreds
of
millions
?
It
was
time
for
a
change
.
So
anyhow
,
hope
you
get
to
where
you're
going
and
that
it
all
works
out
for
you
.
Again
,
congratulations
on
your
stunning
victory
in
the
monkey
race
! Hoo-rah!
151226
...
Doar
I
ended
up
on
a
dead
end
.
The
path
stopped
at
a
ravine
and
I
was
too
freakin
lazy
to
go
back
and
try
again
.
I
built
my
hovel
and
now
I
have
a
view
from
the
top
,
plus
I
have
the
added
option
of
trying
to
walk
on
air
,
if
ever
needed
.
170429
...
dafremen
see
also
:
monkey_kings
230129
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from
