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Ariadani be prepaired,
that's the boyscout's marching song.
be prepaired,
as through life you march along.

be prepaired,
to hold your liquor pretty well,
don't write naughty words on walls
if you can't spell.

be prepaired,
to hide that pack of cigarettes,
don't make book if you can not cover bets.

keep those reefers hidden where you're sure they will not be found,
and be careful not to smoke them when the scoutmaster's around,
for he only will insist that they be shared...
be prepaired!

be prepaired,
that's the boyscouts solemn creed,
be prepaired,
and be clean in word and deed.
don't solicit for your sister,
that's not nice,
unless you get a good percentage of her price!

be prepaired,
and be careful not to do your good deeds,
when there's no one watching you!

if you're looking for adventure of a new and different kind,
and you come across a girlscout who is simelarly inclined,
don't be nervous, don't be flustered, don't be scared,
be prepaired!

~Tom Lehrer~
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Ariadani *blink* oops. 020602
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charlie hey! i love tom lehrer! you rock! 040305
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