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fyn gula BAEROUN'S MONDO DI BELLEZZA NATURALE
(translated from the italian)

LIST OF USES

1. ATTACHING VIOLENTLY MOVED BIRD WINGS TO THE SHOULDER BLADES OF PERSONS MADE OF STONE.

2. PASTING CUT-OUT IMAGERY INTO PERSONAL JOURNALS.

3.VARIOUS BUILDING AND CONSTRUCTION DEMANDS.

4. MENDING A BROKEN HEART OR SPIRIT.

5. PUTTING THE PIECES TOGETHER OF A SHATTERED RELATIONSHIP.

6. STICKING CLOWN NOSES ON.

LIST OF INGREDIENTS

(active)
THE BLOOD OF PROINA
(inert)
MARSHMALLOW REMOVED FROM PHISH FOOD
USED BAZOOKA BUBBLE GUM
MILKWEED JUICE
EARTHWORM CASINGS SOAKED IN DRAGON SWEAT
BOOGERS FROM AN ANGEL CREEK GIANT

HISTORY OF THE WORLD OF EARTHLY WONDERS
...nestled in the forest of phenotanaheson, that esoteric land of talking trees and drunken faeries, baeroun caminetto runs his small but consummate business of taking from nature and giving to mankind. available if you can reach him, baeroun has what you need. if not immediately, he will find a way. medicine man, children's ski instructor, gardener, and circus ring-master, this half bear, half man will blow you the fuck away and change your life forever.

contact:

fone:123-14
email:baerouncaminetto@mondodibelezzanaturale.com
snailmail:baeroun caminetto
little house
phenotanahason, kemulya
42kz

if you think you or someone you know has a particular talent for possible consideration in "il cirque di baeroun"
please contact us. we're always looking for more cambio. kaching!
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