tugboat klarchen Theodore, he's a tugboat and a friendly tugboat too. Oh, Theodore, likes to do the things that friendly tugboats do. Pushin' and a pullin', in the great big harbour. In the great big world, it's so much fun. So many brand new things to discover. Wakin' with the sun, gotta get the job done! Oh, Theodore and Emily. Foeduck, Hank and George and the harbour master too! Nnnyeah! 000801 ... klarchen Damn. I've got to stop consuming cherry nibs. They are dangerous I tell 'ya. 000801 ... stan then the tired tugboat had nothing left to do all that once had floated was below the ocean blue So then the tired tugboat with nothing left to do, sailed out on the ocean and left behind the crew he sought another harbour where an anchor might be laid but in every other harbour only newer tugboats stayed so try he would to pick up speed and look a little brighter so far behind indeed and provisions getting lighter he fired a shot acrossed a bow but it went straight up in the air and where do you think it landed now but right down on his hair so the burning tired tugboat with nothing left to do fires another salvo and chugs away to stew 000801 what's it to you? who go blather from