the_devil_went_down_to_newport
Mono Puff The Devil went down
to Newport Town
He brought his red surfboard
To race against the Lord

(chorus)
It was totally ROCKIN'! (4x)

Satan told his girl,
"I'm gonna ride a curl"
He caught a heinous wave
And he gave the crowd a wave

(chorus)

(spoken)
They were surfin' for souls...
To the beat... of rock... and roll...
All right!

Next came God's turn
He got a wicked sunburn
He didn't use lotion
While He was parting the ocean

(chorus)

God said to Satan,
"Dude, I'm sicka waitin'.
In order to win,
Chuck, ya gotta hang ten"

(spoken)
Things were lookin' rad...
For the forces... of bad...
All right.

Satan went surfing
He didn't need a board
He could not hang ten
He could only hang four
Satan had a problem
He could not compete
Satan was hindered
By his cloven feet

(chorus)

GO! GO! SA-TAN GO!
GO! GO! SA-TAN GO!
GO! GO! SA-TAN GO!
GO! GO! SA-TAN GO GO GO GO! 		011030
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mmm and he came back with cigarettes that taste like ass... (i hate newports) 011030
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satan satan satan at least they didn't say that the devil lit up a Newport... i hate them things too, bleh.

gimme Camel unfiltered or give me cloves 		031125
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Flowers from Safeway MONO PUFF KICKS ASS!! 031125
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