tanning
bethany
i
just
went
tanning
and
it's
like
i'm
a
fucking
vampire
no
matter
how
much
i
do
it
i
am
still
as
pasty
as
the
pilsbury doughboy
the
only
things
that
breaks
this
irish
skin
is
a
summer
of
lifeguarding...so
like
usual
i
have
to
wait
until
august
to
be
happy
020508
...
l;dfs
is
so
fucking
stupid
and
makes
you
look
like
you've
smothered
mud
on
yourself
.
besides
the
fact
that
it
makes
your
skin
all
fucked
up
040414
...
magicforest
enter
the
cancer
box
please
and
achieve
perfection
work
with
what
you've
got
,
girl
040414
...
ivyducktwilightseto
The
tanning
bed
Talk
to
the
nice
desk
person
Go
into
the
room
Take
off
your
clothes
Put
a
sock
on
your
cock
Strap
on
your
goggles
It's
time
to
bake
in
the
box
Twenty
minutes
you
lay
there
It
gets
so
fucking
hot
You
get
out
and
you're
charred
Thanks
,
you
can
baste
me
next
time
I've
never
been
,
and
I'm
glad
040415
...
Observance
looks
like
ivy
didn't
pull
the
plug
afterall
.
040416
...
cma
everyone
thinks
that
when
you
tan
it
makes
you
look
great
,
but
no
,
it
makes
you
look
orange
,
it
gives
you
skin
cancer
,
all
around
its
just
kindve
stupid
040416
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from