jolly_rancher_ad_slogans the spork remember the one where they said: "it looks this big" [cut to image of one inch jolly rancher candy square] ..."but it tastes THIS big." [cut away to image of giant fruit on the landscape] now i suppose, along this line of thought, it might successfully apply if anyone ever invented cock-flavored jolly ranchers but conversely, it would be a real deal-breaker to adertize that sort of size issue to pussy-flavoed jolly ranchers just a random thought from the hybrid cutlery drawer 001203 ... celestias shadow how can you tell if it tastes bigger? am i missing something here? then again, i usually don't eat jolly ranchers. but still.....is there really a difference? *looks up hopefully, as if she has missed this information for the last three years. which i have* 030923 ... The Spork I was sort of sarcastically shooting toward that point back when I wrote this, it was a silly marketing gag, and I'm sure thanks to quasi-perverts like myself thinking shit like this up that may be why that ad campaign had a comparatively short life 030923 what's it to you? who go blather from