if_i_was_a_vampire stork daddy i guess i'd target retirement homes. i think i'll make a movie about that. 050126 ... stork daddy i bet a lot of people would say...homeless people...or people i don't know...which makes sense because people you know are automatically better than ones you don't. 050126 ... smurfus rex I'd target mallrats. 050126 ... jane i'd make you one too 050127 ... stork daddy again? 050127 ... Mister Brightside Bubba Ho-Tep 050127 ... stork daddy my friend just recommended that film to me today 050127 ... witchesreqiem I would not be on the computer! 050128 ... alk3 it's quite possible, i feel truly dead inside 050128 ... blather usage check were 050128 ... Abbie Retirement homes? Wouldn't old people blood be kind of gross? 050128 ... iNsEcUrE_GoTh_GiRl i think i would bite ppl on drugs. hey........this tastes like rohypnol... WHO SPIKED MY HUMAN? 050128 ... dreamer i'd stay away from people who do drugs, they might have syphilis, and that would suck, no pun intended 050301 ... unhinged my_little_vampire looks like i already am larp 050301 ... sad_bitch i wouldn't be a . 050301 ... Happy Time Harry & his magic talking knife na-nana-na-na-nananana-na yeah i'd rob all the blood banks in the world if i was a thirsty bat 050301 ... falling_alone i would freak out my mum and go up to her chanting "i am a vampire" only now i would have real fangs. 050301 ... Mister Brightside I'd have to fight the urge to go outside and work on my tan 050301 ... psa I would not fight my urge to go out and work on your tan 050308 ... psa I would also save a lot of money on plane tickets... Hmmm, anyone wants my frequent flyer points? 050308 what's it to you? who go blather from