if_cats_were_people karl the weed my cat would be the head of the kitty mafia and he would order hits on dogs and deal catnip 040217 ... :_) dogs think they're human cats think they're god 040217 ... :_) and my cat smokes catnip and gets high while i sit with a longing for human dope. 040217 ... stork daddy my cat is the buddha 040217 ... grendel holy hell, if cats were people, i don't think i could deal with caprice at that level 040217 ... Lemon_Soda I'd know quite a few...mostly jungle cats and a few hyenas 040217 ... x it would be a lot harder to deal with them climbimg up your leg 040217 ... 6am asians would be cannibals 040218 ... iluvcatwoman cat woman is hot 040228 ... white_wave cats are short,hairy people with four legs that don't have jobs and get to sleep all day. 040228 ... purring pobody ww: If I got off my chair and used my arms as legs,I could almost match your description(except that I don't sleep all day)--I'm currently job hunting and I put lotion on my legs instead of shaving them tonight because my skin was feeling/looking awfully dry. So,um... meow? =D 040228 ... white_wave LOL *ruff ruff* LOL *bark bark* LOL *ggggggrrrrrrrrr* LOL 040229 ... pokittys furfect 0.0 !! *fluffs out fur and then makes a mad dash to the top of the nearest set of curtains and holds on for dear life* hehe! ;) 040229 ... afterimage 'asians would be cannibals' lol lol roflmao 040302 ... stork daddy they'd probably be embarassed by this blathe. 040302 ... three words if_cats_were_people cold_jolts_of_reality painful_realization 061104 what's it to you? who go blather from