jack_handy
bethany
sometimes
i
think
that
jack
handy
is
my
biological
father
coz
sometimes
i
ramble
useless
quips
that
sometimes
make
sense
and
sometimes
sense
is
even
made
out
of
them
but
i
have
a
father
and
he's
biological
maybe's
he
;s
really
jack
handy
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020804
...
oppressed_youth
"
I
can
still
recall
old
Mister Barnslow
getting
out
every
morning
and
nailing
a
fresh
load
of
tadpoles
to
the
old
board
of
his
.
Then
he'd
spin
it
round
and
round
,
like
a
wheel
of
fortune
,
and
no
matter
where
it
stopped
he'd
yell
out
, 'Tadpoles! Tadpoles
is
a
winner
!'
We
all
thought
he
was
crazy
.
But
then
,
we
had
some
growing
up
to
do
."
I
read
an
article
he
wrote
about
being
plagued
by
the
voices
in
his
head
,
which
were
actually
his
inner
monolouge.
It's
pure
, unadulterated
hilarity
.
Why
has
this
man
not
won
some
kind
of
award
yet
?
020805
...
she
"
To
me
,
clowns
aren't
funny
.
In
fact
,
they're
kind
of
scary
.
I've
wondered
where
this
started
and
I
think
it
goes
back
to
the
time
I
went
to
the
circus
,
and
a
clown
killed
my
dad
."
020805
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go
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