bar_joke dudeinanigloo So there's this guy looking to have some fun on a night out. All his friends are busy, so he goes into this bar on a 4th story of a plaza. He says "Hey, this looks nice," and he takes the elevator up. When he goes in, there are only two other guys in there. The bartender, and some weird-looking dude. The guy sits down, and just before he orders his beer, the weird guy next to him says "Hey dude, want to see a cool trick?" He says "Sure." So this weird dude takes a swig from his beer and starts running towards an open window. The guy says "wtf are you doing man?!" The weird dude says "Don't worry," and jumps out the window. A few seconds later, the elevator door opens, and he comes out. The guy says "No way, I gotta see that again!" So the weird dude takes another swig from his drink, and jumps out the window. He again appears out of the elevator. The guy says "Whoa, I gotta try this." So he orders what the weird dude has, pounds back a bit, and leaps out the window. 1... 2... 3... SPLAT!! The bartender then says to the weird dude, "Superman, you can be such an asshole sometimes." 040430 what's it to you? who go blather from