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andru235 good afternoon,

i hope you will carefully consider this matter of grave importance. it has come to my attention that the 27-foot mountain in my backyard has not yet been named.

i wrote to my town council and requested they approve my suggested name for the mountain at once : "mount taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu."

however, it appears that your kiwis have a mountain of the same name! what a wild coincidence!

so i would like to ask your kiwi population if it would be alright if i borrowed the name of their mountain.

fortunately, i just now changed my mind, and decided to name the mountain in my backyard after a town on your southern island: "mount studholme junction." to my knowledge there is no mountain with that name as of yet.

see you later,
andru235
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dipperwell DEAR NEW ZEALANDER BLATHERSKITES:

CAN I PLEASE LIVE WITH YOU STOP CANADA GETS QUITE COLD STOP DON'T USUALLY MIND STOP BUT FEEL LIKE A CHANGE OF SCENERY THIS TIME STOP

DIPPERWELL
051102
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Isaou Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu:

The place where Tamatea, the man with the big knees, who slid, climbed and swallowed mountains, known as 'landeater,' played his flute to his loved one.
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