people_are_evil_thieves
emily
this
morning
it
came
to
my
attention
that
my
holiday
jack
ball
has
been
STOLEN
from
my
antenae...i
can't
go
into
too
much
detail
because
the
police
are
still
investingating
the
matter
...
i'm
supposed
to
go
down
to
the
station
with
my
lawyer
later
today
to
make
a
statement
....i
just
don't
understand
..
why
can't
people
just
spend
$
1
.39
or
whatever
on
a
sourdough
meal
and
get
their
own
jack
balls
?!?!?!?!?
i'm
fine
,
really
010119
...
quotree
"
The
devil
put
lighters
on
this
earth
to
make
thieves
of
us
all
." -???
010119
...
J
you
mean
a
ball
of
cheese
?
thats
funny
as
shit
020905
...
explanation
http
://jacks-gear.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=CTGY&Category_Code=AntBalls
020905
...
phil
one
time
I
stole
a
cd
020905
...
unhinged
when
i
worked
in
stock,
i
stole
from
where
i
work
all
the
time
;
they
have
a
lot
better
security
there
now
though
.
020905
...
ROFL
unhinged
....I
got
your
quarter
back
.
031007
...
pipedream
i
never
DID
find
those
yellow
tinted
sunglasses
...*rasa frasa*
031008
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from