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mahayana there are no fire escapes 020419
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satan satan satan ya got that right, sister 020419
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thieums A racist died and arrived at the gates of Heaven. Saint Peter looked a bit at his papers and told him : "okay, proceed".

The racist entered the Heavens, and saw that many angels were black, brown, yellow, red, and whichever colour the human beings can take.

The racist returned to Saint Peter and asked : "what are all those couloured people doing in Heaven ? I don't want to spend the eternity with those inferior creatures."

Saint Peter smiled at him and answered : "Those people have been granted eternal life and happiness for they followed the way of Love, hence live here in the Heavens."

"But you, my friend, followed the way of Hatred, and you are to be punished for that. And your punition is to live forever with people you hate, and the Heavens are your Hell."
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kookaburra wow, thats great.
I want to change my name to a snowball in hell...I am so impatient, I need to stop trying to change my name...
But I want tooooooooooooo...
*puppy dog look*
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