if_god_did_create_the_world
stork daddy
it's
not
really
death
or
suffering
or
injustice
i'd
be
mad
about
,
or
convinced
it
was
a
bad
god
for
...it's
gravity
.
why
did
he
have
to
go
and
make
gravity
?
050915
...
andru235
rumor
has
it
that
he
thought
about
about
using
"splendoglop"
instead
of
"
gravity
",
but
that
whole
fiasco
with
the
izgkaen'wia-o-verse
left
him
a
bit
jaded
.
that's
what
i
heard
,
anyway
.
050915
...
superleni
gravity
is
pretty
useful
for
keeping
stuff
in
the
general
vicinity
of
the
world
.
what
would
you
prefer
?
050916
...
.
gravity_is_a_bitch
050916
...
stork daddy
anti
gravity
.
then
we'd
have
to
make
containers
to
get
stuff
and
we'd
never
know
how
far
away
we
were
floating
from
something
...and...so we'd
have
to
keep
those
things
we
liked
very
very
close
.
if
there
were
no
gravity
,
it's
highly
unlikely
we
would've
evolved
as
we
did
,
if
anything
would've
evolved
at
all
.
but
it's
good
to
think
about
.
050916
...
andru235
anti-gravity?
no
prob.
we'll
pretend
it
doesn't
exist
.
what
are
you
talking
about
?
050918
...
stork daddy
i'm
talking
about
the
limits
of
imagination
.
050918
...
superleni
maybe
god
has
a
stake
in
the
cosmetic
surgery
industry.
and
it
liked
the
superiority
of
being
'above'.
hard
to
have
'up'
without
'down',
hard
to
have
'down'
without
gravity
.
or
maybe
the
earth
is
god
,
and
it
wanted
to
keep
us
snug
and
close
.
060128
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from