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i
learned
this
handy
trick
in
youngstown
where
it
got
too
damn
windy
to
smoke
with
them
since
i
refuse
to
wear
gloves
when
i
smoke
because
it
makes
flicking
ash
impossible
.
it
helps
when
it
is
frigid
because
the
intense
cold
freezes
the
cigarette
to
your
lips
because
of
the
saliva
you
put
there
licking
your
lips
in
anticipation
of
the
cigarette
. loosely
holding
your
cigarette
with
the
outside
skin
to
allow
the
skin
rather
than
the
muscle
to
hold
the
cigarette
so
you
can
keep
the
rest
of
your
mouth
open
and
ready
to
exhale
the
smoke
is
the
key
i
think
.
the
only
problem
with
this
method
is
ashing.
you
could
either
periodically
pull
your
hands
out
of
your
pockets
and
the
cigarette
and
the
cigarette
out
of
your
mouth
to
ash
,
or
if
you
don't
mind
it
you
can
let
the
ash
fall
down
your
coat
front
.
it
is
below
zero
here
BEFORE
the
windchill.
two
days
ago
i
was
in
florida
where
it
was
almost
80
.
that
massive
tempature
difference
only
makes
the
cold
that
much
more
miserable
.
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