dashboard_praying_mantis
farmfish
i
found
a
praying
mantis
and
put
it
on
the
dasboard
of
my
truck
coz
i
wanted
to
take
it
home
for
fyn
and
ingrid
to
see
.
it
tried
to
crawl
up
the
side
of
the
door
most
of
the
way
home
from
greensburg.
or
it
just
sat
there
and
looked
like
it
was
praying
for
strength
because
it
kept
sliding
down
,
then
tried
again
.
over
and
over
.
finally
it
cocked
its
head
to
the
side
and
looked
at
me
with
its
big
ol'
bug
eyes
like
mr. magoo.
"
let
me
go
you
fuck
!"
011010
...
unhinged
we
pulled
up
to
the
pump
in
the
middle
of
the
night
and
saw
THE
biggest
praying
mantis
ever
.
it
was
probably
at
least
a
foot
long
.
and
she
stopped
at
the
diesel
pump
to
get
out
of
the
car
and
look
at
it
and
the
attendant
came
over
the
speaker
and
told
her
she
was
at
the
diesel
pump
.
all
to
stare
at
a
bug
...a
frickin
huge
bug
at
that
.
011010
...
Inanna
A
marine
mantis
shrimp
creeps
up
behind
the
praying
mantis
and
begins
to
mate
with
it
.
This
advanced
process
creates
a
very
dangerous
hybrid
offring.
These
prolific
creatures
eat
chunks
out
of
anything
that
moves
.
These
huge
freaks
of
nature
break
the
glass
and
now
continue
to
breed
out
of
the
lab
.
011010
...
unhinged
.
180625
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go
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