cops_chasing_kids
yummyC out walks my moms boyfriend in his underwear

which is completely nasty

and I guess he needed to explain

and he said
cops were chasing kids through our yard.

and I thought that was really fucking funny.
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good people the absolute scariest thing happened to me a few nights ago.

i was SUPERSUPER stoned and driving home with bethany, when a fucking cop pulls us over. everyone in the car is blazed so hard they cannot feel their arms, i have a highly resinated pipe and a pocket full of gonja. my heart was beating so hard, i could not breathe. i was so fucking scared, i was dreading the cop saying "would you please step out of the car please" but it turned out we just didnt have our headlights on. unwritten warning, and the cop hit on bethany. HOLY FUCK, IM GLAD I DIDNT GET ARRESTED.
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