smart_ass
analise
i
gave
my
father
an
essay
of
mine
to
read
and
he
simply
responded
with
this
cold
incisive
word
he
has
never
before
used
profanity
in
front
of
me
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...
Norm
I
like
to
walk
up
to
kids
at
school
and
just
say
this
to
them
.
"
I
don't
like
your
smart
ass
attitude
"
and
then
I
like
to
see
how
they
get
out
of
it
.
If
they
acctually
get
smart
and
say
something
like
"
What
are
you
talking
about
!
I
wasn't
being
a
smart
ass
in
a
whiney
tone
."
I'll
go
nuts
on
them
and
let
them
squirm
but
if
they
say
somethings
like
sorry
I
just
tell
them
that
I
was
joking
and
start
up
a
conversation
with
them
.
I
really
don't
like
smart
asses
010910
...
fallen hero
I
like
to
put
a
pair
of
Buddy
-Holly
framed
glasses
on
my
ass
,
and
it
makes
it
look
very
intelectual.
010910
...
time_warp
i
can
sit
on
an
ice
cream
cone
and
tell
you
what
flavor
it
is
.
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what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from