projectile_vomit stork daddy so you're all talking to your friends and then you vomit and go on talking as if nothing happened. "do that often" they ask. maybe i appeared a little too nonchalant, you think. humor is a good distractor you think...yeah sure...once a day but three times on saturdays. 050810 ... unhinged i'd hold your hair back and rub your back for you 050810 ... stork daddy awww....that's so swee...bllllarrrrrgh 050810 ... REAListic optimIST my number one answer for "if i could have a super power, what would it be?" is to be able to projectile vomit at will. i used to projectile vomit all the time as a kid, but somehow i eventually lost this amazingly useful talent. just think... if you could projectile vomit for maybe ten feet... all the people, places, and things you could cover!!! muhuahahah!! 050810 ... more insect than bird only if i could projectile vomit some super-corrosive enzymes like Jeff Goldblum's character in the Cronenberg version of The Fly 050810 ... REAListic PlottinEST oooh good call! and on second thought, i'd really like to have more range than ten feet. i mean, if it's a super-power, and since i'm giving up such great choices as the ability to fly or teleport or be invisible, maybe i should make it metaphysical projectile vomit like corrosive ghostly ectoplasm or somesuch... 050810 what's it to you? who go blather from