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I had a busy day today. I almost got in a high speed car wreck on Rt. 17 and
it was only my outstanding perception and lightning fast reflexes that saved
me. It was a real, high speed, pile up involving ten cars. I would have been
number eleven but I suddenly swerved into the left lane.

I was also at gas station today and two Mexicans drove up in a car. One got
out and started pumping gas. The other got out and punched him in the eye
for no reason. Then they fought. The cops were called and the Mexicans
forgot the fight and sped off in their car together.

Yes, I had an eventful day.
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paste! he was probably pumping regular unleaded. the latest poll shows that Mexicans tend to get picky about octane ratings. 011227
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Teenage Jesus paste! that is the funniest shit I've encountered in quite some time...
octane; ha!
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farmfish i usually set my cheese on glass and let it melt in the sun, especially when there's bread underneath it and top of it. i tried putting it on the windscreen on the way to surrey on an unusually hot and sunny afternoon but the bugger flew off. i looked around and there was a duck going at it. at least someone enjoyed it. 011227
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