cheese_on_the_glass
god
I
had
a
busy
day
today
.
I
almost
got
in
a
high
speed
car
wreck
on
Rt.
17
and
it
was
only
my
outstanding
perception
and
lightning
fast
reflexes
that
saved
me
.
It
was
a
real
,
high
speed
,
pile
up
involving
ten
cars
.
I
would
have
been
number
eleven
but
I
suddenly
swerved
into
the
left
lane.
I
was
also
at
gas
station
today
and
two
Mexicans
drove
up
in
a
car
.
One
got
out
and
started
pumping
gas
.
The
other
got
out
and
punched
him
in
the
eye
for
no
reason
.
Then
they
fought.
The
cops
were
called
and
the
Mexicans
forgot
the
fight
and
sped
off
in
their
car
together
.
Yes
,
I
had
an
eventful
day
.
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...
paste!
he
was
probably
pumping
regular
unleaded.
the
latest
poll
shows
that
Mexicans
tend
to
get
picky
about
octane ratings.
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...
Teenage Jesus
paste
!
that
is
the
funniest
shit
I've
encountered
in
quite
some
time
...
octane;
ha
!
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...
farmfish
i
usually
set
my
cheese
on
glass
and
let
it
melt
in
the
sun
,
especially
when
there's
bread
underneath
it
and
top
of
it
.
i
tried
putting
it
on
the
windscreen
on
the
way
to
surrey
on
an
unusually
hot
and
sunny
afternoon
but
the
bugger
flew
off
.
i
looked
around
and
there
was
a
duck
going
at
it
.
at
least
someone
enjoyed
it
.
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what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from