minnesota_chris_has_a_brain_aneurysm
daf
Dear
Chris
,
I
was
sorry
to
hear
of
your
unfortunate
incident
at
the
McDonald's
.
I
understand
that
you
took
out
the
ball
pit
,
several
kids
along
with
it
and
tore
the
upper
torso
off
of
the
plastic
Ronald.
It's
ok
man
..our
new
free
society
has
thought
of
you
and
those
in
situations
like
yours
.
Even
though
injuring
others
and
damaging
property
is
considered
a
crime
..that's
only
for
purposes
of
bringing
the
incident
before
a
judge
who
will
determine
what
the
circumstances
were
.
I'm
very
hopeful
that
you
won't
get
one
of
those
pesky
judges
who
are
prejudiced
against
people
with
medical
conditions
.
If
you
do
..I
know
a
good
lawyer
.
Well
I
don't
REALLY
know
any
good
lawyers,
but
I
do
know
of
one
who
is
quite
capable
.
Ok
...not
really
..but
he
knows
the
law
.
Fortunately
for
you
and
I
both
..the
judges
should
be
available
to
see
your
case
.
Since
we've
revoked
all
laws
except
a
minimal
set
,
and
stopped
punishing
people
for
risky
behavior
..they
aren't
busy
trying
cases
that
never
actually
result
in
injury,
deaths
or
damages.
I'm
sure
your
trial
will
be
speedy
due
to
the
lowered workload;
and
that
the
case
will
be
thrown
out
..since
let's
face
it
..aneurysms
happen
.
(
The
12
pack
of
empty
beer
cans
on
the
seat
beside
you
not
withstanding.)
080604
...
keys
sequel
to
"
The
Accidental
Tourist
"
The
Accidental
Drive
Thru
080604
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from
